Welcome to the final night of the weeklong Comedy Cringe Festival live from the Curly Wurly Comedy Wainscotting brought to you in association with the 1968 classic, Baker's Coconut & Chocolate Party Cut-Up Cakes. Thank you for making this a most successful week at the Wainscotting. Tonight we have a surprise for our finale: three acts!
Tonight's Jokers: 'JERRY GIRAFFE,' 'DEER-IE' the REINDEER,' and 'SAILIN' DOWN the BAY'
(Act #13: Jerry Giraffe)
Many make such a fuss about how television is the 'Great Wasteland.' I don't know what they're talking about. I think television is very educational. Every time someone turns one on, I go into another room and read a book!
Speaking of books, I was reading a book today called 'The History Of Glue.' I couldn't put it down!
(Act #14: Deer-ie the Reindeer)
People think I just work one night a year. Not true. The rest of the year, I have to take odd jobs. My favorite job was bank teller. I was bringing home $500,000 a week!
(Act #15: Sailin' Down The Bay
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'you drive, and I'll man the guns.'
(Jokes based on Groucho Marx and Tommy Cooper)
Thank you and goodnight!!