It was a tense day preparing for the penultimate night of the Comedy Cringe Festival. We weren't sure if our first act would make it out tonight in one piece, but we're pleased to say he hasn't thawed yet.
Tonight's Jokers: Here he is, straight out of the freezer, 'MR. SNOWMAN'! And, later.. He doesn't like it when you throw food at him, so please put those loaves of bread away when 'QUACK-QUACK the DUCK' takes the stage!
(Act #11: Mr. Snowman)
How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
(Act #12: Quack-Quack the Duck)
While I was on safari in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know!
(Some jokes may have been written more or less by Steven Wright and/or Groucho Marx)
Tomorrow's Jokers: We have a triple bill for the last day of the Fest! And they have nothing in common except for their inclusion in the Baker's Coconut & Chocolate Party Cut-Up Cakes cookbook.