Well, the Comedy Cringe Festival is winding down, fortunately. I think we've all learned that, no matter how cute the cake is, these cut-ups tell terrible jokes! On that positive note, enjoy tonight's two acts!
Tonight's Jokers: A night of child's play with 'DOLL HOUSE' and 'HOBBY HORSE CAKE'!
(Act #9: Doll House)
I've got the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the freezer.
(Act #10: Hobby Horse Cake)
I goes to the doctor the other day and I says to him, 'Doc, I'm frightened of lapels.' He says to me, 'No wonder! You've got cholera!'
(Some jokes somewhat derived from Spike Milligan)
Tomorrow's Jokers: A quacking duo!